|“||My name is Dirbert, and me an' my friends here want to be adventurers like you. Real strong an powerful, like.||”|
Dirbert and his friends are too eager - and far too stupid - to become adventurers, though this fact is lost on them. They insist that someone should buy them bastard swords and a round of De'Tranion's Baalor Ale. Depending on the option chosen, several more side quests can become available as a result, if all of the Imnesvale would-be adventurers are not slain.