Baeloth Barrityl's quotes presents lines spoken by Baeloth, together with the associated sound files.
The Black Pits[]
Dialogues[]
What's next? Ah, this group. Are they awake yet? Up! Rouse yourselves, you lice-laden layabouts. Stand and salute your new master, Baeloth the Entertainer.
I'm afraid I can't let you go. I would be disappointing dozens of desperately depraved devotees of my devious diversions! And just look at all the hard work I've put into creating this colossal complex of combat! But you wouldn't want that to go to waste, would ya?
Ah, you have returned! Are you ready to spill blood on the arena floor?
Baldur's Gate[]
Dialogues[]
You fool! I am not fully revived! I am diminished, damaged, and DANGEROUSLY DETERIORATED! Why, I've even lost some of my perspicacity!
Najim? Are you even LISTENING? My most obedient serv—friend! WHERE ARE YOU?! Surely you aren't going to leave me UP HERE!
Argh! YOU CONNIVING CUR! I will crack your realm wide open and DRAG YOU INTO THIS PLANE OF— Oh, hello. Well, this is awkward.
Greetings, friendly, ah, surface-dweller. You wouldn't happen to know the direction of the nearest entrance to the Underdark, would you?
How could I forget?! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Baeloth Barrityl, more commonly known as BAELOTH THE ENTERTAINER! Yes, I know. THAT Baeloth. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy; I'm sure you know the drill.
My most recent project was a little something I called the Black Pits. I'm sure you've heard of it. Mortal pitted against mortal in a desperate bid to... oh, it doesn't matter anymore.
Clearly, I still command SOME of my powers. Even in this diminished state, I must remain one of the top five spellcasters in all the realms. If someone were to offer me martial protection, I'm sure I could be of great help to... whatever it is you're doing.
No! NO! NO, NO, NO! Don't LEAVE me here, you moronic miscreant! Don't let me die at the hands of pale-skinned barbarians!
I hope you're satisfied. Look at my clothing! Caked-on mud everywhere! Do you have any idea how many hairy, four-legged BEASTS I had to avoid while making my way here? Woofs, were they? Wharves? I don't know.
YES! At last, some protection! Protection for YOU, that is. I will join you. So that you can feel safe.
Commands[]
OBVIOUSLY, this was going to happen, but the amount of TIME it took borders on insanity! How do you function on a day-to-day basis?
Leader
*yawn* I have little taste for sleeping in a dog pile with you rivvil. Find me an inn!
Tired
You wouldn't be interested in playing a little GAME, would you? Mmm?
Bored
Oohoohoohoo, I'm gonna work out some anger on you.
Battlecry1
Argh!
Damage
Agh! Exit stage... left?
Hurt
Augh... NOT AGAIN!! *gurgle*
Dying
Eh? What do YOU want?
Select1
Is there REALLY no one else you can bother?
Select2
Touch someone else, you filthy swine!
Select3
With my usual panache, I assume.
Action1
You must be loving this.
Action2
All right... but NOT because you TOLD me to.
Action3
Siege of Dragonspear[]
Dialogues[]
Come one, come all! See the cream of the Sword Coast's combatant crop! Witness the brilliant and bizarre battles in the Black Pits of the one and only Baeloth the Entertainer!
Absolutely, though acknowledging one's individual abilities is also an admirable attribute.
Though I am no bard, I shall bestow my bewitching vocals on this baffling boulder!
A cadre of crusaders curb our crossing. Quite the conundrum.
The Flaming Fist frump fathoms the facts. That False Fluorescent Female fairly radiates from the defensive spells enfolding her.
The morose moppet mustn't meander with her malevolent one-time master. How magnificently, mawkishly melancholy.
A shrill shrew she is, shielded by a shroud of self-righteous sanctimony.
Bah! Baeloth Barrityl's bound to do better without your bevy of brutes.
Commands[]
Run! Rapidly! Right now!
Morale failure
We do wonderful work! I'm impressed.
Happy
What noble notions noodle through your noggin?
Unhappy-annoyed
This won't work. My path might pare off from yours presently.
Unhappy-serious
Enough! Baeloth the Entertainer goes ELSEWHERE.
Unhappy-break
So be it! I will bestir this brave band into acts of astonishing acclaim!
Leader
*yawn* The sirine of sleep sings to me...
Tired
If we're to wait here, I might begin a brand-new business...
Bored
Fistfuls of flaming finality!
Battlecry1
Death delivered!
Battlecry2
Fight or flee, either way you fall!
Battlecry3
After them! Attack!
Battlecry4
You stand no chance.
Battlecry5
Aaaa!
Damage
Gah! Potions! Poultices!
Hurt
I go... to my grave...
Dying
Such a flock of foliage flourishes around us!
Forest
Ah, the comfort of cobbles under my soles soothes me.
City
Chill, creepy caverns always appeal to my aesthetics.
Dungeon
Bright, blinding sun! I'll seek out some shade.
Day
The dark is definitely delightful, don't you think?
