Lachluger is a drunk found in the Red Sheaf Inn.
First time you speak to him he misquotes Monty Python;
|“|| Ohhhh, I'm a lumberjack an' I'm okay-
The second time you speak to him he's singing a song by Tragically Hip;
|“|| I'm a werewolf, baby, now an' here I come!
The third time you speak to him he sings a song that is to be sung in the tune of Miss Susie;
|“|| My momma was a sheepdog,
Finally, when you speak to him for the fourth time, he says;
|“||Ah, it'sh okay, Sham- Everyone'sh a critic||”|