WHAT?! You were going to ask about my name, weren't you? Everyone wants to know about it, and you're probably no different! Well fine! Maple Willow Aspen IS my name and YES my parents were VERY fond of TREES! I am VERY aware of it, and NO I don't want to hear ANY jokes about family trees and me being the SAP! Are you HAPPY NOW?!

Maple Willow Aspen is a woman on the second floor of the Blade and Stars inn in SE Baldur's Gate city that will immolate if the player asks her about her parents' fascination with trees.